(Warning: get ready for a cheesy, funny post. I FINALLY acquired all the flavors of Quest bars, so I thought I’d write up a review: poem style haha)
Oh wonderful Quest bars, how yummy are thee,
words can’t describe my tastebuds’ glee.
I eat you in class, pre workout, on the go,
microwaved, in smoothies, or straight up, yo.
With 20g of protein and a dose of healthy fat,
my energy levels never feel like going “Splat!”
Your spot on flavors make my heart skip a beat,
let’s take a gander at the full Quest fleet!!
Peanut Butter and Jelly– When microwaved, it brings back memories of gooey PB&J’s packed by mom that’ve gotten kinda warm sitting in your lunchbox during recess. Be honest, it was pure heaven when the bread was kinda soggy from the nut butter and jelly soaking through.
Vanilla Almond Crunch– Quick! Dig through your wallet and find some spare change, I see the ice cream truck coming!Remember lickin a good-ol plain vanilla ice cream cone on a hot summer day while hearing “do your ears hang low…” resonating from the truck? This bar tastes like that ice cream with chunks of almonds crumbled on top.
Chocolate Brownie– Ever had the Chocolate Molten Lava cake from Chili’s? Or licked a spoon of brownie batter? That’s it, right there.
Apple Pie– Get on your fuzzy Christmas slippers, a big blanket, and a scoop of vanilla ice cream cuz this one is the epitome of the holidays. Can someone say grandma’s homemade pie?
Peanut Butter Supreme– If Mr. Planter’s Peanut married the world’s largest jar of chunky peanut butter, this would be their love child.
Mixed Berry Bliss– When vanilla flavor combines with trail-mix-like chunks of almonds, peanuts and freeze dried strawberries and blueberries, you want to go put on hiking boots and hit the trail.
The All Naturals
Chocolate Peanut Butter– Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo Reese’s peanut butter cups because this bar’s gonna blow them away. Very similar in flavor to the Brownie bar, but it goes to the next level with chunks of peanuts and the aroma of freshly ground peanut butter.
Coconut Cashew– Pack your suitcase for a tropical vacation! Buttery, nutty and decadent with chunks of cashew and coconut flakes, this bar makes you want to grab your flip flops for a luxury island trip. Customs may have to search your bag for smuggled deliciousness.
Cinnamon Roll– You know that Cinnabon smell that immediately hits you in the mall or airport? The one that gives you a cavity with one whiff? That right there = this flavor.
Lemon Cream Pie– Someone warn the innocent children across America, this tastes identical to their lemonade stand drinks and will probably give them a run for their money.
Strawberry Cheesecake– Imagine the smell of freshly baked pie crust combined with a slice of Cheesecake Factory goodness. Add in some zing with freeze dried strawberries and you have yourself a bar that tastes too good to be healthy.
As you can see, this is my favorite snack by far,
you’re simply the best, my beloved Quest bar!
What’s your favorite on-the-go snack?
PS– Don’t forget, you still have time to enter my giveaway!